A Rebuttal to "Why Harry Potter Kinda Sucks"

First, I think you should read what I am responding to
(found at http://twigurrl.wordpress.com/2011/04/29/why-harry-potter-kinda-sucks/)

You will see my comments (noted by ***) after each section

So SO many peopla have been saying that Harry Potter is better than Twilight. That is NOT TRUE!!!!!!!
***So, so many people have been saying that Twilight fans have horrible grammar and spelling. This is SO true!***

Here are just a few reasons why Harry Potter kind of sucks.
***There are 4 reasons Twilight sucks. 1) Twilight 2) New Moon 3) Eclipse 4) Breaking Dawn***

1. Theres too much swearing. Ron says “blo*dy H*ll” all the time, and Molly weasley calls Bellatrix Lestrange a B*TCH in the last book! Thats seriously unaceptable! I mean little kids are reading that stuff!!! That kind of language is really bad!
***Again, Twilight fans seem to have a knack for poor grammar and spelling. Also, in the Twilight series there are mild curse words (like damn) that are seemingly worse than a good “bloody hell.” Also, Stephenie Meyer on many occasions writes that the characters cursed or swore under their breathe. She may have not written the words, but their potty mouths seem to be much worse. Also, if a lunatic was trying to kill you, what would your mother say? Would she be polite? I would hope she swore like a sailor. Or, does your mother not care?***
2. Its too violent. Like people die in every book, i mean its just depressing! and good guys die too!! I mean lupin, fred (one of the best characters), tonks, etc. I mean little kinds and people shoudn’t have to read that kind of thing! that teaches people that death is ok and natural! I mean who WANTS to read about that kind of thing?
***Turn on the news. People die. It’s a way of life. In the Harry Potter books, Albus Dumbledore (who dies) said, “To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.” Taking this into consideration, the Cullens and Bella must not be very adventurous as they have “cheated” death.***
3. TORTURE. in HP, people torture other peopls JUST FOR FUN! thats WRONG! Its going to teach people that torture is okay and it’s not! I mean like Voldemort and Bellatrix like to cause people pain an dHAVE FUN KILLING PEOPLE! Thats so horrible that they like get turned on by killing people. Thats SO HORRIBLE AND WRONG! Not to mention depressing and WAY 2 DARK! Thats not okay for people to read. And for the death thing see reason 2.
***Way 2 dark? First off, it should be written way too dark. Second thing, Vampires drink blood. Vampires go hunting. Vampires kill things. Yes, the Cullens are a special tribe who do not drink the blood of humans. Bella and her unborn fetus do. I think I shall stick to Harry Potter where they drink butter beer.
Torture? The Twilight books talk of the painful process that entails becoming a vampire. Once you are bitten it takes approximately 3 weeks for the curse to course through your veins. This is not an easy process. It is torture.***
4. Its british. British stuff is never as good as american stuff. America is the top country in the world. I mean, im not trying to brag or anything, but its just a fact that america is the most advanced and powerful country in the world. Twilight is American, Harry Potter is british. Therefore, by logic, Twilight is better. And just because Twilight is american automatically makes it higher quality, just because its America, no matter what you think of the book. I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right? So seriously, they just aren’t as good.
***I am American, and I think this is preposterous. Sorry, you may not understand that language because it is not American. Twilight was written with basic English and did not have a lot of difficult words to challenge its readers. The Harry Potter series continually challenged young readers in their vocabulary. With your display of grammar and spelling, I would surmise that you have not read the Harry Potter books, just watched the movies.
With your view point and closed mindedness, you are displaying an attitude similar to Hitler. Think about that, please. Change your attitude while you are young before you hurt others around you because they aren’t like you.***
5. Its comfusing. See above about it being british. But basically to go along with that, BECAUSE its britis, the stuff is confusing. like they use slang and stuff that doesnt make sense to ANYONE BUT BRITISH PEOPLE! and like the stuff they talk baout that is british and hard to understand. You shouldn’t have to use a fucking SLANG DICTIONARY when reading!!!!
***I am a little confused (see how I spelled that correctly). Your first point was about swearing. Did I not just read the “F” word in your last sentence?***
6. The movies are crap. So like they’re made by an american compeny, but why the hell do they have funny accents? I hate watching movyes and not being able 2 understand the people in them!!!! I mean siriusly, WTF?! I always have to rewind and use subtittles when I watch the movies, because of the funny accents! I mean cant the actors talk normally? whyd they get weirdos for the parts anyways? They should of gotten normal people who can FUCKING TALK RIGHT!!!!!
***Language? The Harry Potter is set in Britain. It would be wrong of them to speak with an American or Australian accent. Would you want your Twilight characters to have a German or a Rastafarian accent? It is keeping the stories in context. Why did they get “weirdos” for the parts? After Cedric died he reappeared as Edward in Twilight. So you have a weirdo as well. I am merely pointing out that you are being judgmental. When you grow up, you will realize the errors in your ways”
7. The chracters are ugly. Hermione is a frizzy haired dork. Luna is a weirdo and dresses like shes color blind. Rons a ginger, and we all know that gingers don’t have souns, thank to South Park… JUST KIDDING! That part was a joke, of course, but still, he’s ugly. Harry is just a weirdo wit glasses and a freakish scar.
And Dumbledore is creepy too. He has a beard, beards are creepy! And he has a mustache too, that makes him look like hes evil!! We all know beards are creepy, and he wears a freaking DRESS! THATS SICK, MEN DO NOT WEAR DRESSES!!!!!!!! Also hes gay. thats creepy because hes so old! Old peopla rent supposed to be gay! nothin against homosexals, btw.
***I am sorry that you feel you must judge on physical beauty. Guess who else did that! The Nazis. I really don’t feel this argument needs to go further.***
8. the villains are unrealistic. WHat kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortured them FOR FUN?!??! WTF?! And besides, its soooooo unrealistic i mean a REAL villain (like the Volturi) wouldn’t be considerate enough to wait until the end of the school year before enacting their evil plot. thats just unrealistic. And they’s just creepy losers with bad hair in cloaks. Yuk.
***Unrealistic? Sweetheart, it is called fiction. It is called fiction because it is not real. Fiction = unrealistic. Guess what section the Twilight books are in. Teen Fiction. Also, unrealistic.***
Anyways, these are just a few reasons Harry Potter is bad.
***At least in the Harry Potter series when the girls are rejected by the boys they don’t lay around crying thinking it is the end of the world. They go out and they kick ass.***
AND TWILIGHT IS BETTER THAN HARRY POTTER BECAUSE IT DOES NOT HAVE THE AFOREMENTIONED THINGS!
***The “aforementioned things” are being considered mute in point because of the lack of correct grammar and spelling.***
Stop thinking HP is SOOOO much better and trying to lord it all over us Twilight fans, thats just plain RUDE.
***I will continue to think that the Harry Potter series is so much better because of the loyalty, courage, bravery, and intelligence displayed by its characters. I do not try to lord it over Twilight fans unless they try and lord it over me in the first place. But, that’s just me. And you have cursed at us several times in your argument. You are in fact the one that is being rude.***
Anyways, I’ll probably write more on this subject, but anyways, consider this part one.
***For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.—Newton’s 3rd Law of Motion. Every time you write an ill conceived blog on this point and I find out about it, please expect a similar rebuttal.***
Peace, Love, and Twilight for all!
***I can’t wait until the next time I can respond to your poor grammar, poor spelling, ill conceived notions, and close minded blog! Peace, love and butter beer for all!***