about halfway through the Oscars, my sister and I started chatting and we decided we should turn our oscar commentary into a blog. I don't know why we thought it would be a good idea, but I am doing it. So Wachel Wee, this is for you! I <3 you Sissy Poo!
Rachel Mathews: Are you watching the oscars?
Rebekah: not really...i'm trying to finish cleaning the kitchen so I can go to bed...I've got it on...i <3 queen latifah's dress
Rachel Mathews: I like selma hiyak's more
Rebekah: well for someone my size...i like queen latifah's...plus I didn't see hiyak's
Rachel Mathews: oh btw I bought one of the cases that you suggested
Rebekah: which one/
Rachel Mathews: guess you'll have to find out next time I see you
Rebekah: why? does it look better in person than it does in picture?
Rebekah: can you do me a favor?
Rachel Mathews: i don't know I havent
Rachel Mathews: gotten it yet
Rachel Mathews: what's the favor
Rebekah: oh ok
Rebekah: tomorrow around 7pm can you text me and simple say "contact juice"
Rachel Mathews: um I'll try to remember
Rebekah: colin firth
Rachel Mathews: see I'm also a die hard george clooney fan.
Rachel Mathews: It's a tough choice
Rebekah: i just adore colin firth!
Rachel Mathews: He won my heart when he played Darcy in the BBC Pride and Prejudice.
Rachel Mathews: And George Clooney is another old man crush who gets extra props because his aunt is rosemary clooney
Rebekah: sjp looks really old
Rachel Mathews: she does but the dress looks fabulous on her
Rebekah: and her dress is acting like a noose! did you see her pulling at the neck?
Rachel Mathews: no
Rachel Mathews: I do not like that girl's dress...there is too much going on.
Rebekah: nope not at all
Rebekah: we should do this again....through a whole show....add commentary to an awards show and then I'll post it as a blog!
Rachel Mathews: look a madonna-esque rose-boob dress
Rachel Mathews: haha that would be an interesting blog
Rebekah: yeah it would
Rebekah: holy crap for a second i thought i saw michael jackson in the audience! that woman almost looked like him without the collapsed nose!
Rachel Mathews: you could do it for this half of the oscars
Rachel Mathews: WHAT!!! I missed it
Rebekah: yeah i could...i think i am if you will give me permission!
Rachel Mathews: IPad...not a really good name....apple you fail
Rebekah: hey this car switch commercial can i do that to chet's car?
Rachel Mathews: I give permission.
Rebekah: haha! yeah I know!
Rachel Mathews: I think they are playing different commercials I didn't see a car switch one
Rebekah: oh darn....it was cute....they asked "if you could drive any car would you drive yours?" well heck no, I would drive Chet's
Rachel Mathews: I would say no unless I owned a metallic blue cobra
Rebekah: lol!
Rebekah: dare to dream silly sissy poo!
Rachel Mathews: I know...it is the car that I drive in my dreams if that counts
Rebekah: my thumb is twitching and i keep hitting the space bar too much
Rebekah: wow in my dreams I drive a unicycle
Rebekah: OMG what in the world is going on!?
Rachel Mathews: they are making fun of paranormal activity the movie
Rebekah: oh haven't seen it yet
Rebekah: that dress would look beautiful if she would stand up straight
Rachel Mathews: Kristen Stewart never seems to stand up straight
Rachel Mathews: she's always slouchy.
Rachel Mathews: yeah jaws I love that movie!!!
Rebekah: you know if you watch Jaws backwards, it is about a shark that throws up so many people they have to open a beach!
Rachel Mathews: I know you've told me before. If I watch the Shining with Jack Nicholson in it. I just laugh because the girl runs like a muppet.
Rebekah: lol!
Rachel Mathews: Silly Oscars....Young Frankenstein wasn't a horror film
Rachel Mathews: I have to wonder why the new twilight movie is put in with the horror movies...maybe I have to see it but the book wasn't a horrifying
Rebekah: i kinda like the compilation or whatever you call it
Rachel Mathews: Morgan Freeman has a great voice over voice
Rebekah: i don't know what they were thinking calling those horror films
Rebekah: sorry my comp kinda froze for a minute
Rebekah: he does
Rachel Mathews: its ok
Rebekah: inglorious basterds is my vote!
Rebekah: I <3 that movie!
Rachel Mathews: star trek is my vote
Rachel Mathews: I just want them to show chris pine again
Rebekah: who?
Rachel Mathews: the guy who played kirk (he also played the guy who is trying to take the crown in the 2nd princess diaries movie)
Rachel Mathews: he has pretty eyes
Rebekah: oh otay
Rebekah: oh that dude
Rachel Mathews: yeah saw the picture didn't you
Rebekah: yeah i did
Rachel Mathews: that darn hurt locker..give someone else a chance
Rebekah: lol
Rebekah: well the sound was good
Rebekah: how many others have they won?
Rachel Mathews: did you see it
Rebekah: yeah
Rachel Mathews: I don't know I haven't kept count
Rebekah: oh ok
Rachel Mathews: oooo I like her dress..it has a lot of rufflly stuff
Rebekah: yeah it does...i looks like a cupcake i once screwed up!
Rachel Mathews: I still have to see the middle of this movie.
Rebekah: lol
Rebekah: it's good
Rachel Mathews: I've seen the beginning and I've seen the end....i just need to see the middle
Rebekah: there have been a lot of movies like that for me....heck i still haven't seen all the way through the first twilight movie....it puts me to sleep
Rebekah: i need to get it on dvd so i can use it instead of tylenol pm
Rachel Mathews: It is kinda slow and alot of what they do is just breath loudly into the camera
Rachel Mathews: I have it on dvd...o that is a good idea of how to get to sleep tonight.
Rebekah: I am good for something sometime
Rachel Mathews: oo have you seen the film the orphanage
Rebekah: um no
Rachel Mathews: ok do you mind subtitled movies cuz its a spanish horor film
Rebekah: no i don't mind subtitles
Rachel Mathews: best horror film I've seen in a while brink also gave it 2 thumbs up
Rachel Mathews: I found it for $5 at walmart...I'll bring it home next time I come home.
Rebekah: oh otay!
Rebekah: oh!
Rebekah: i like!
Rebekah: that dress is pretty!
Rachel Mathews: I love sandra bullock's dress it is verry sparkley
Rachel Mathews: that lady's dress makes her look old with saggy boobs....when I get old promise me you'll go with me to get old lady push up bras.
Rebekah: absolutely!
Rebekah: how about when we are both old and saggy we go get lifted together!
Rebekah: we got tattoo'd together why not get boob lifts together! lol!
Rachel Mathews: ok sounds like a plan.
Rachel Mathews: i think demi moore's dress blends in with her skin too much
Rebekah: i missed it...i had to run to the fridge and get a glass of milk
Rachel Mathews: you'll see it in the tabloids tomorrow
Rebekah: tabloids will be out in friday won't they?
Rachel Mathews: this part always makes me weepy...where they honor the people who died.
Rebekah: or electronic tabloids whoops forgot about those
Rebekah: yeah
Rachel Mathews: I totally didn't know that Kathryn Grayson died...holy cow
Rebekah: it is a good weepy moment
Rebekah: too bad i don't feel weepy right now
Rachel Mathews: why is michael jackson included in the oscars did he ever act besides inhis 15 minute long music videos
Rebekah: i'm ready to see someone trip or something i have a feeling something silly/stupid is going to happen
Rebekah: lol!
Rebekah: i have no idea!
Rachel Mathews: or are those considered short films
Rebekah: i don't know
Rebekah: he did have quite a few songs in soundtracks and stuff???
Rachel Mathews: Did you see miley cyrus flubbing up her line.
Rebekah: yeah!
Rachel Mathews: true
Rebekah: well i heard it and i laughed!
Rebekah: she looked like she was fixin to fall out of her dress
Rachel Mathews: yep...I hit the dislike button when I saw her dress
Rebekah: i just sent it straight to the recyling bin
Rachel Mathews: Do the commercial breaks seem to be getting longer as we go along
Rebekah: well that one didn't afford me a chance to complete my potty break
Rebekah: her dress looks like bubble wrap
Rachel Mathews: Sparkly bubble wrap...I wonder if it would hurt to pop sparkly bubble wrap
Rebekah: ooh dancing!
Rebekah: i don't know
Rebekah: i know if you pad yourself with bubble wrap and fall down the stairs the bubbles really don't hurt
Rachel Mathews: well does the falling down the stairs part hurt?
Rebekah: just the usual soreness but not the gotta ice my bottom part
Rebekah: i like the dancy
Rachel Mathews: so this is from personal experience
Rebekah: would you expect anything else?
Rachel Mathews: Yes very interesting part...although I must say that the oscars this year are channelling the tony's at points....l
Rachel Mathews: Like Doogie Houser's song and dance in the beginning
Rebekah: i missed it
Rebekah: you mean neil patrick harris
Rachel Mathews: yeah but you know he will always be doogie houser no matter how many other shows he is in or how loudly he protests it in Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
Rebekah: yeah
Rachel Mathews: cool flipping
Rachel Mathews: I reallly liked the dancing part...nice addition.
Rebekah: yes
Rachel Mathews: what was george clooney doing
Rebekah: i have no idea....but it was kinda cute
Rachel Mathews: yeah
Rebekah: i'm glad i don't have to say these people's names!
Rebekah: i wonder how many times they practice their names to get them rigth
Rebekah: *right
Rachel Mathews: true dat.
Rachel Mathews: I'm glad up has gotten several awards
Rebekah: yeah
Rachel Mathews: oo gerard butlere I want to see his new movie
Rebekah: now there is a duo i'd love to be inbetween
Rachel Mathews: *butler
Rachel Mathews: Yessssss
Rebekah: that one guy on the far right...his tux looks blacker than black
Rachel Mathews: the thank you list acceptance speech is not one of my favorite types
Rebekah: nope nor mine
Rachel Mathews: I missed it
Rachel Mathews: One thing I always wonder when I'm watching these shows is how many different styles of tuxes are there...I mean they can be made by different people but truly isn't a tux a tux
Rachel Mathews: i don't know
Rebekah: but there are different styles, cuts, lengths, etc
Rebekah: what if you vest, cumberbund, or fluffy shirt (not suggested) it?
Rebekah: i'm gonna throw in some 90 sec rice
Rebekah: get in your seats poeople!
Rachel Mathews: but in the end unless you go for a color besides black or navy or other subdued traditional color then how can you really make a statement with a tux.
Rebekah: grooming?
Rachel Mathews: It's not really fair comparing them to dresses because you can do so many styles of dresses and still pull of the classy dressed up, glitzy kind of look
Rachel Mathews: ok...I guess
Rebekah: well what do you want them to do? bedazzle?
Rachel Mathews: Bedazzle with rhinestones?
Rebekah: yes!
Rachel Mathews: I don't know but I just don't understand how they say so and so
Rachel Mathews: 's tux was classic and glitzy while what's his faces was a tad drab
Rachel Mathews: they looked the same to me
Rebekah: i don't know either...thats why i don't design men's clothing
Rachel Mathews: it was on the pre-show thing
Rebekah: that i missed
Rachel Mathews: I thought you might have some insight though
Rebekah: well with the blend of materials and the flow and energy that might be exclusive to one designer or another
Rebekah: the way it may drape his body or merely hang
Rebekah: i have no idea? do those answers make sense?
Rachel Mathews: they do
Rachel Mathews: that sounds like something I would say if I ever presented an oscar
Rebekah: good cause i just blew them out of my @$$
Rebekah: lol!
Rachel Mathews: hahaha
Rachel Mathews: is it bad that I hope avitar doesn't win again
Rebekah: noep not at all
Rebekah: yay! not avatar!
Rachel Mathews: maybe I should have said avatar or the hurt locker...I want every movie to get at least one oscar
Rachel Mathews: She looks a little scary
Rachel Mathews: I think she should have done something more with her hair
Rebekah: rachel this isn't kindergarten, not everyone is going to get a gold star
Rebekah: yeah
Rachel Mathews: I know but at least give the movies I like one
Rebekah: lol
Rebekah: Rachel why don't you call them and tell them they messed up the ballots and the winner really is......
Rebekah: I'm sure they would love to take your call
Rachel Mathews: if only I had their number
Rebekah: you left it in your other white coat huh?
Rachel Mathews: Yeah that's where I left them...
Rachel Mathews: shoot I was going to wash my white coat this weekend!!1
Rebekah: is it still white?
Rebekah: does it smell?
Rachel Mathews: except for for the neck and around the hand holes
Rachel Mathews: it does not smell
Rebekah: then you can fudge on it today and then hand scrub those spots tomorrow night to get you by until next weekend
Rachel Mathews: I'll probably do it tomorrow
Rebekah: is there anyone worth wanting to watch dancing with the stars going to be on?
Rachel Mathews: I'm going to be voting for Bud aldridge until he gets voted off....I will not be voting for pamela anderson or kate gosslin
Rachel Mathews: I'm just a sucker for that show so I'll probably end up watching it anyway
Rebekah: bud aldridge? who is that?
Rachel Mathews: an astronaught...he will be the old guy on the show
Rebekah: oh crap thats why the name was familiar!
Rebekah: I want to make a wall of lamps like that
Rebekah: i'm sure my utilities bill would hate me if I did that, but I can dream can't I?
Rachel Mathews: They would be cool
Rachel Mathews: Yes
Rachel Mathews: Hey I got a new rug...I got another bamboo rug from old time pottery now I can exercise in my apartment without so much worry of sounding like an elephant to the person downstairs
Rebekah: rachel you aren't an elephant, I'm the elephant, you can be the ummmm.....ummmm.....ummmm......hmmmmm....horse
Rachel Mathews: this excited little guy is funny to hear his acceptance speech
Rebekah: i know! he was adorable!
Rachel Mathews: I burst out laughing when he told himself to calm down
Rebekah: that's something we do!
Rachel Mathews: I know
Rachel Mathews: I need to come up with a new list
Rebekah: a new list?
Rebekah: sexy panties sexy bras?
Rachel Mathews: for my profile....I used to have a list of words that are fun to say (myocardial infarction and necrotizing faciitis) now I have favorite cartoon theme songs from childhood.... I want to think of a new list
Rebekah: what do those two words mean? is the first one a heart attack?
Rebekah: they should be standing in a different order....black red white red black
Rebekah: they look unbalanced right now
Rachel Mathews: very good the first one is a heart attack the second one is a bacterial infection that eats your skin basically
Rebekah: ooh fun!
Rachel Mathews: his eyes are getting teary ooo how touching
Rebekah: the only reason i remember it is because infartion reminds me of fart which rhymes with heart so its a heart fart
Rebekah: oh no! He's going to cry, and then you're going to cry, and then we are all going to cry!
Rachel Mathews: I agree George Clooney is dreamy
Rachel Mathews: I've never noticed before how nasty Morgan Freeman's teeth are
Rebekah: oh yeah!
Rachel Mathews: sometimes a close-up just shouldn't have to be so close-up
Rebekah: maybe you've never payed attention to him smiling bigger, he did a good job hiding them, or he had flippers
Rachel Mathews: yeah
Rebekah: her dress is a little understated, she could have gone a little more dramatic with her makeup
Rachel Mathews: True but Kate winslet always seems so classy to me
Rachel Mathews: I don't know why
Rebekah: oh yes
Rebekah: because she is
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